These aliens arrived – sometime – and have some stories to tell, oy vey…
Wanna know about Life, The Universe, an’ all of that? Well I’ve gotcha covered. Bring in the barstools kidz, and let’s talk. What is this Universe thing anyway? We got some ideas. Ever since Horace Z Zong was replaced in his clack by a Horace Z Zong-sized chunk of the more-than-white-hot crysosporadicon which (it turns out)…
Captain Zorgans? Zorganisms? Organisms? Pesters? Who or what are they? Our journalists have made some discoveries. The above sketches came to us from that intrepid reporter while he was investigating in Australia via the infallible medium of AI image software. On the left is the Zorganite Encumber press release, on the right are what he…