Dark, Dark, Ytivarg

Some of us watch youse Terrans an’ we get a thing, a boroborygmus? No, That’s a belly rumble, I was going for a belly laugh… – a chuckle, thassit. From your no understanding the basicest (most basic? Ya got a weird language, too) stuff about the universe. Since we started talking to yas about a terran year ago, we learned a fair bit more. (Than while we were hiding among you, yeah ur conspiracy nuts were right all along.)

Anyways. Saw this on some a your Pester websites and we tell ya again – YTIVARG! If I can find it, our Terran host writ something about ytivarg on one a his posts and I’m pretty sure we – . . . I mean I – wrote somethin’ too. Don’ ask about the prepicklement behind tha scenes here. Go read that link if ya wanna get bored stiff but mebbe learn something.

And you can’t say you wasn’t gettin’ all the clues, either. You knew that the Univ –

Oi! Get away from me! I’ll soon give ya a Holy Pickle! I –
Sir! Please step aside!
*ZAP*
awww ‘eck. . .
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New voice:
As a Respected Pester here on your world I must correct His Zorganness on several matters. I wish for many of your Pesters – you call them “scientists” and “researchers” I believe? – we have but one name for both – many of your Pesters to read this or be informed of it. It is of Utmost Importance to Understand the following information.

And yes, Zorganiam Zorgan Zorg was partially right, but there is much more to Ytivarg than his Zorganness alluded to. So – to borrow a colloquialism – “buckle up, bitches!” – it is going to get interesting. Pardon me while I get a picklejuice. Did you see where it came from? Neither did I. I wanted it, and it was there.

THAT right there was a demonstration of what Ytivarg can do – it’s our Ubiquitech. Zorgans like Z. Zorg are not even aware of Ubiquitech any more, which means it’s doing its job. It is ubiquitous and invisible to the user. You with your Home Automations and Online Orderings and those ridiculous machine learning chat programs you’re so panicked about and calling AI – you’re on the way to getting UbiT but first you need to learn the basics.

Ubiquitech

UbiT is based around similar principles to your superconductor technology – but it is far far FAR more compressed until it becomes indetectable and only its effects remain in evidence. I realise that’s going to be a bit hard to understand, but maybe we’ll take it in steps. And all steps start with ytivarg and crysosporadicon.

Ytivarg And Ytinas

Here’s where I must “hit you” with a great many concepts. To begin with – you are (sloooowly) getting this information right now, you’ll only need to connect a few more dots. First – this excerpt from the article:
(oh and I urge you to read this article too – it’s a fun little read.)

“. . . universe contracted to a size about 50 orders of magnitude smaller than it is today. After the rebound, photons and other particles were born, marking the Big Bang . . . density was so high that small black holes formed from quantum fluctuations in the matter’s density, making them viable candidates for dark matter . . .”

First: “. . . contracted to a size . . .” is . . . not quite right. You’ll see. It’s very close. Sort of. Then there’s “. . . small black holes formed from quantum fluctuations . . .” and again – sort of almost maybe if you squint sort of right, but not quite. Okay. Time to get into ytivons, the basic “unit” of ytivarg.

(And yes you’re right ytivarg is just “gravity” spelled backwards but we are foreshadowing here. Very much so . . .)

You think it’s gravity. But the plain fact is that it isn’t. Not at all. It’s ytivarg. We (and the Terran who allows us the use of this communication system (which is itself very quaint and beautiful)) have posted enough that if you go through back issues of articles you’ll catch up. (You may need to look on encumber.blogspot.com – or wait until our Terran host has the funds to buy a decent article transfer solution. Donate for Sandal’s sake!)

Basically imagine that along with all the things you know about, some other things (ytivons) also got spewed out that you don’t know about, and that you blame another thing you haven’t the slightest shred of evidence for, for what ytivons do. We took the leap of faith and did it, and we got Ubit.

So I want you to expand your imagination now, but in a good, non-drug-induced (don’t do too many drugs, children – look at Zorganites, they don’t know where to stop and are now – to tell the truth – circling the drain as a species, so – all things in moderation…) way.

Your Pesters are so close to the solution. There is (probably – we’ll never rule out anything unless it absolutely positively has to be) probably no such thing as “dark matter.” Sorry. Ytivons are a particle we have enough respect for that we tentatively do believe they exist. Existence itself we doubt, but if existence exists then ytivons also do and dark matter also doesn’t.

Ytivons are very small, about 0.25 Planck lengths, so that’s why we had to infer them. And ytivons “get together” in fours. I say “get together” in such a loose sense of the words that it’s almost nonsensical. You need cryptosporadicon and controlled conditons. Precisely whereytivons actually “exist” is unimaginable. For reasons I’ll get into in a little while. The important thing is that when they “get together” in a group of four, they stay there until something else disturbs the balance.

Then their effect in this state of existence is to – push. (O my flying spaghetti monster! There is sooooooooo much tied up in those few words!) Ytivons are “here” and “there” as well. There is the world of yts and the world of ytivons. You can’t see ytivons, but you can’t even imagine yts.

Being of a subquantum size, neither can be seen here, and we don’t know if they really do “get together” in subquantum. We admit we have no idea what they do down there in yts SQ World but we know what happens here in “real world.” (And yes, usual disclaimers, we really don’t know where or what “real world” is but for the sake of our sanities, we tend to agree that This is It.)

Ytinas is just “sanity” spelled backwards and has very little to do with things unfortunately. I just had to inject some levity because otherwise this would probably drive you there. (I was originally going to use “ynitas” until someone pointed out my error…)

Looking back at what I’ve written there, I’m sure now that there will have to be a Part 2 and 3 and possibly even 4. I hope I retain control of this comms point for that long. If you help the Terran keep the bills paid so we can use this magazine, and share the links to these articles with people you know are Pesterlike, you may find you reap the benefits rather quickly, because once the concepts are out there, the application almost applies itself.

A bit more explanation

. . . is in order. Your article which I linked indicates that you’ve vacillated between a One Big Bang and Big Bang Yo-Yo Boogie universe for some time and to tell the truth, the exact truth of what it is, we don’t know. It all depends. But we are fairly certain of a few things, or at least, they explain ytivarg better than any other.

This Universe is, as you also have theorised, only one of a multitude of possibilities. An infinity of possibilities, in fact. Some Universes will be similar, some so different that no more Universes may be possible after they’ve formed. If that happens – nothing. Ever. (Although that’s a thought so wrong that I am actually disquieted at having to say it.)

Ytivons are the way that (so far, so far…) Universes have continued to come into being. Now I’ll come to a thing you do understand and some of it will “blow your mind.” I am getting so good at vernacular! So let’s start with this Universe, all of it formed into energy, elements, and aggregations of them. For the moment I’ll leave Dark Matter aside, but only for a very short moment.

“There was a big flash-bang thing that was so energetic at first and so fast that everything formed in a matter of attoseconds and then flew away everywhere, and attracted to itself, clumps formed from the random fluctuations in density, energy, and the matter that was forming.”

That’s the process, and that’s a good point to start with. Now the projection of that – “Stuff kept flying apart despite gravity, but at some point it either dissipates to the point of Not Being, or it reverses and starts again.”

This last bit is where the troubles start. If there’s Heat Death and dissipation then this is a One Trick Pony and at some point Everything Stops. That is not only counter-intuitive, it’s also not possible. This Universe had to start from a Something, so there had to be enough Something to coalesce into the Singularity That Went Bang, and that implies that there will have to be a Something after this Universe goes kablooey.

And that’s where we believe ytivons and ytivarg come in. Let’s swing by the bit that comes after the Big Flash Bang Thingie again. Despite the initial energy of it, stuff that coalesced into planets and stars started to also clump and become black holes. Our Terran host told us that they were ultra-excited when the first black hole was tentatively identified and thus entered into reality.

Now – you’ve identified some very big black holes that would be the result of several smaller ones merging. But what happens then?

You’ve also noticed some VERY large spaces where there is nothing, it’s just the biggest void with nothing in it. And you haven’t wondered how that might have come about?

We did. We theorised that a really really big black hole had been there, and then – what happened? we thought. Where is it? It can’t have exploded or there’d be another Universe right there. (In actual fact, there may even be a whole Universe there in some kind of alternate bubble or dimension or space. We just wouldn’t know, so we’ve left this one for the future to figure out.)

Come to think of it, why aren’t there more black holes? We too once thought the energy they contained just sort of “leaked” out of them – but then where was it? And so we came to a realisation – it’s all still here. And some black holes evaporate, some collapse. We looked at our research for that and found something interesting:

Not just information and energy seemed to be bleeding out of black holes, but it seemed like their “gravity” did, too. You have the combined “gravities” of all those things that got sucked into the black hole, then out leaks other stuff – but “gravity” just slinks away. It seemed a bit noteworthy to us. We kept watch.

Some black holes got so dense they disapeared up their own gradients so to speak. THESE were the ones that were significant to us. One nanosecond, an infinitely small point of intense “gravity” – and the next, it all vanished. It was perplexing. Even if the damn thing had imploded itself into zero, we’d seen all the information leak out – but where was all the “dark matter” or whatever created gravity?

Then we remembered the “gravity wave” that spreads out from events like that and announces the obituary of the black hole giant. And – um – some Zorganite was walking the office door as we were discussing it, took one look at our screens, and said “It’s like they’re antigravitons!” and wandered off.

We were amazed. And chagrined. Zorgans are a venal race with little interest in logic or reasoning. Also, in one of those snippets of connectedness and irony, Radian Z Zong – the one who walked past and schooled us – was the father of Horace Z Zong, the posthumous discoverer of cryptosporadicon.

Sidequest: Time

So yes. Sometimes we believe that every thought we think, every action we take, may already be drawn across the tesseract of time and we just follow the groove, just as remembering a memory strengthens the neural connections that hold it. We are, in other words, each in a rut of our own making and following the same rut as it gets deeper and harder to escape. Which is difficult to reconcile with what might happen if some of us are actively avoiding our old tracks. Anyhow – this is for another occasion.

Sidequest end

We thought about it for all of a minute and slapped each other on the carapace, and started to figure it out. The proverbial blockage had been removed. New concepts just fell from our lips and we finished that day with a whole new discipline.

The fabled “dark matter” we’d used to explain the discrepancies we saw, well, that had to be discarded. We’d long realised that Ytivons could explain things much better, an infinite number of points that just – pushed – in every direction. The difficulty had been in not actually seeing them. But we thought “what the hell!” and tried to imagine them.

Because now we had something that could work. Say that a vanishing black hole also spewed ytivons. Well, to be correct, the black hole “brewed” ytivon precursors, yts, inside its strange internal engine. Yts have four parts, two we labelled “fizz” and two we called “buzz.” Yes, after the drinking game. Like a particle having two plus poles and two minus poles, or two electrons and two protons.

We – I guess – sort of had a mystical “seeing” that day. It seemed impossible that we’d discussed all the thing in all the detail that we did, in one day. Maybe it has to do with timefield thing I mentioned just above here, but it was like those four words shook our (and your) Universe. We realised that everything here is like that collapsed black hole – our entire Universe was inside it and inside every black hole in our Universe, there was another Universe where yts were the basic unit of – existence – kind of like spacetime in ours.

It gets muddier from here. You need to understand that our Universe is probably *inside* our black hole which is at the centre of it. And so is the yt subquantum universe. And FSM knows how many others. So we have a Universe where another Universe is just under the surface, sort of. Ours has time and space, the other one – the one we’re discussing – has yts. All we can infer is that yt’s form a … a state – a universe – which must be stably fixed, because the yt particles have four corners and can’t help but form a lattice.

Every four yts forms one ytivon. You can see that therefore ytivons are pretty much fixed in space – ytspace – which is overlaid on our space.

event horizon, sucks up ytivons, splits them and makes space inside, leak out as quads which push

We decided to imagine what the smallest shape was that could be formed, and discarded two because while such a shape could connect every fizz on one yt to a buzz on the other, the centres would probably object to that and repel. So that meant that four yts was the optimal number where every fizz connected to a buzz.

Yts are much much smaller than a Planck length. When the Yts were ejected en masse as it were, they formed groups of four as the energy pushing then squashed them together.

Once locked in a ring of four, their equivalent of weak force kept them together. A whole Universe’s worth of Ytsquads are produced and thrown clear. When four Ytsquads form a cylinder, you get an Ytivon. One Ytivon appears to have a size of 0.25 Plank length. You’ll never see them but they are to push we refer to.

And they form around 80% of the mass, the mass that we’d been missing! The Yts at around 0.063 of a Planck are quite literally massless to anything we can devise to try and measure them, and form the “space” that Ytivons arrange themselves into their lattice structures in. Because their push in Ytspace is so attenuated as to almost not have any effect, they don’t push one another apart as much as they push things in normal space. The tiny amount they do interact in Ytspace creates that oddness in the coefficient of expansion.

Look – I am very sorry if I am not using your terms in the manner you may, it’s difficult to directly correlate what we say with what you say. Or do not yet know.

Now we come to the part of the cycle (if indeed there will be another cycle this time, this is hard for us to comprehend) you call the Big Bang. W etheorise that as the Universe ages, matter becomes widely scattered and so Ytivons will be absorbed into black holes and break down into Yts again, and there will come a point where there is almost zero mass and Ytivons in such a huge swathe of space as to allow that portion of space to be Nothing.

In order to Push, each remaining Ytivon must increase it’s Push because there’s no longer any matter to impede the Push. Eventually there will be one singularity surrounded by a number of Ytivons (we theorise four, as that seems to be their number) and at that point they will be unable to maintain sufficient Push between them, and and get drawn to and smash into the singularity, triggering a repeat cycle. Also, time will become meaningless as there is no movement of the last four particles to measure it.

We also think that the time the singularity takes to begin expanding will be nothing until the first few particles are emitted and (hopefully) the first sixteen Yts combine into an Ytivon, and then an unimaginable power be unleashed and begin a new Universe.

So what?

Well, Ytivons san also be grouped into quads – but only by one substance, cryptosporadicon. But once that happens, you can pretty much do anything. Power? Each Ytivon contains the whole of another Universe’s energy, it IS the whole energy of a Universe. So you can create power if you know how, you can create matter, you can link quads into tunnels – and that’s for Part 2 or 3 or 4…

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